Total Family Massage: The Musical!

by John Paul Sharp and Various Artists

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Total Family Massage is a wacky, queer holiday musical for the whole family! Just don't bring your kids! Enjoy an evening of hilarious comedy and heartfelt singing.

David and Marquis have just gotten married and are having a small reception with David’s family in their Capitol Hill apartment in Seattle. David’s father, Jerald, a highly entrepreneurial erotic masseur in his 70’s from Wichita, Kansas, reveals in his toast that he has sold his house and is planning on staying in Seattle to open up business with his son. David’s mother Marie, a Southern Baptist busybody, can’t believe what she’s hearing. And when Jeremy, David’s psychic nephew, arrives unannounced, all hell breaks loose as their relationships unravel, heal, and move forward. It’s a feel-good holiday show that will make you laugh and cry and laugh and cry again.

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released December 12, 2013

ORIGINAL 2013 CAST: (in order of appearance)

Sylvester - Justin Johns
Leighlia - Jennifer Klouse
David - John Paul Sharp
Marquis - Hisam Goueli
Marie - Mary Nelson-Brown
Jerald - Todd Hull
Paul - Joshua Moore
Jeremy - Jason Dooley
Ghost of Suzanne - Saya Jean Burchfield
Ghost of Ignacia - Eloisa Cardona

Trumpet performed by Missy King
French horn performed by Missy King
Flute performed by Ayla Burchfield

Written (Words and Music) by John Paul Sharp
Edited by Lacy Sarco and John Paul Sharp
Originally Produced by Copious Love Productions
Directed by Chelsea Madsen, Lacy Sarco, and John Paul Sharp

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John Paul Sharp Seattle, Washington

John Paul Sharp is a singer/songwriter, actor and writer living in Seattle, Washington. He has published over twenty albums of music and written and produced three musicals for the stage. You can also see his work as a composer and actor on LeighAnn Gould's short film, Three Sister's Laundry. ... more

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Track Name: Justin Johns and Jennifer Klouse - This is Our Time
SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR TIME!

SYLVESTER:
BREAK OUT YOUR GAYEST FRIENDS -

LEIGHLIA:
AND GET’ ‘EM REAL HIGH!

SYLVESTER:
‘CAUSE HE’LL GET MARRIED ON THE SQUARE -

LEIGHLIA:
WITH MARIJUANA THERE

SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA:
AND WE BOTH KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS!
IT’S GONNA’ BE MERRY!
SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!
LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!

LEIGHLIA:
SISTREN ‘N BRETHREN, AIN’T IT ‘BOUT TIME?

SYLVESTER:
AIN’T YOU SO GLAD TO FEEL FREE IN THIS LIFE?

LEIGHLIA:
IT’S JUST A SHAME IT HAD TO BE IN THIS ECONOMY,

SYLVESTER:
WHERE FOLKS ARE POOR - HOPE OUR FREEDOM BRINGS FORTUNE!

LEIGHLIA:
IT’S A LITTLE BIT SCARY!

SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA:
SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!
LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!

LEIGHLIA:
WE WANT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME.

SYLVESTER:
WE WANT YOU TO KNOW, WE’RE SO GLAD TO BE ALIVE

LEIGHLIA:
THIS IS IT, PRECIOUS TIME, IT’S OUR TIME, THIS IS IT, IT’S
OUR MOMENT, THERE’S NO TIME TO WASTE (X2)

SYLVESTER:
THIS IS A NEW AGE, A NEW AGE OF LOVE (X2)

(SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA VOCALIZE)

SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR TIME!

LEIGHLIA:
BREAK OUT YOUR GAYEST FRIENDS -

SYLVESTER:
AND GET ‘EM REAL HIGH!

SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA:
‘CAUSE HE’LL GET MARRIED ON THE SQUARE
WITH MARIJUANA THERE
AND WE BOTH KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS!
IT’S GONNA’ BE MERRY!
SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!
LIVIN’ IN THE PAST!
LIVIN’ IN THE - LIVIN’ IN THE PAST -
THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST -
THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST!
Track Name: John Paul Sharp and Hisam Goueli - Thank You, We're Still in Love
DAVID:
WHAT A DAY!

MARQUIS:
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
I HAVE TO SAY -

DAVID:
IT WAS JUST RIGHT!
IT WAS A TIME -

MARQUIS:
WE WILL LOOK BACK ON
FOR MANY YEARS -

DAVID:
MANY YEARS TO COME!
AND THANK YOU FOR COMING,

DAVID & MARQUIS:
IT REALLY MEANS THE WORLD TO US.

MARQUIS:
WELCOME TO THE FAM’LY

MARQUIS & DAVID:
WE’VE WORKED ON OH, SO HARD, FROM THE START
AND IF YOU’RE WOND’RING - WE ARE STILL IN LOVE!
WE’RE STILL IN LOVE.
Track Name: Todd Hull - Good News
JERALD:
IT’S GREAT TO SEE YOU HAPPY, HERE WITH YOUR MAN
BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
I THOUGHT YOU’D LEARN A THING FROM ME AN’ YOUR MOM
MARRIAGE IS JUST PLAIN WRONG
AND JUST PLAIN DUMB.

I SPENT TWELVE YEARS OF MY LIFE
WITH A WOMAN WHO DON’T LIKE SEX.
I HAD YOU KIDS, GOT A DIVORCE,
AND I HAVEN’T LOOKED BACK SINCE!

ANYWAY, RAISE YOUR BOOZE -
LISTEN UP! I GOT GOOD NEWS!
I SOLD MY HOUSE! EV’RYTHING I OWN!
AND NOW I’M HERE TO CALL SEATTLE MY NEW HOME!

MARIE:
(gasping)
WHAT?! Is this some kind of a sick joke?

JERALD:
Hell, no! I’m the real deal!

WHO KNOWS WHAT TROUBLE WE WILL FIND IN THIS TOWN!
MAKE MONEY AND FOOL AROUND!
I MAY BE SEVENTY-FOUR, BUT I STILL GOT THAT DRIVE,
I’M FEELING SO ALIVE,
I COULD PARTY EVERY NIGHT!

JUST THINK OF ALL OF THE TIMES WE DIDN’T SPEND TOGETHER.
NOW WE CAN LIVE OUR LIVES LIKE BIRDS OF A FEATHER!

I JUST NEED A COUCH
UNTIL I FIND A PLACE.
SET MYSELF UP. HAVE US SOME FUN.
AND SPEND MY TWILIGHT YEARS AROUND MY SON.
Track Name: Mary Nelson-Brown - After All I've Done
WOW. AFTER ALL I’VE DONE!
AFTER ALL THE FOOD AND SHELTER
I PROVIDED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG!
I’M AT MY WITS END!
YOUR FATHER’S SICK!
AND NOW I SEE YOU’VE ALL CHOSEN HIM
AGAINST MY WISHES!

I GREW UP THINKING IF I CARED FOR A CHILD
THAT CHILD WOULD SOME DAY CARE FOR ME
BUT NOW I KNOW, SO I’LL GO HOME AND
PRAY FOR YOU AND MY GRANDSON TOO, DEAR GOD. DEAR GOD!

JUST REMEMBER THIS:
YOUR SISTER WAS THE CLOSEST TO YOUR FATHER AND
SHE IS DEAD!
HEAVEN, HELP YOU BOTH! FOR NOW, I’LL GO!
BUT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY,
THIS HAS ALL GONE WRONG, DEADLY WRONG!
Track Name: Todd Hull - Gettin' Sucked in the Park
JERALD:
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DID WHAT I WAS
S’POSED TO DO: I WENT TO COLLEGE,
I MARRIED A WIFE, THEN BOUGHT A HOUSE AND
HAD TWO KIDS, BECAME A TEACHER.

I WANTED MUCH MORE FOR THE LIFE THAT I’VE HAD
I USED TO PLAY KEYS IN THE BARS THAT I RAN.
SO MUCH OF THE TIME I DEVOTED TO CLASS,
I SHOULD’VE HAD MY

COCK, GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK
MARRIED TO YOUR MOTHER WAS HARD
AND WHEN WE GOT DIVORCED, I GOT ON THE HORSE
AND STARTED GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK.

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

JERALD
You know, I have a huge cock too.
Sylvester and Leighlia hold up the
*GASP* Card.

DAVID
Dad!

JERALD
I always ask David if his is the same, but he
never answers me. What about you, kiddo’? Did
you get a monster too?

DAVID
Dad, that’s weird and inappropriate!

JERALD
Whatever. I’m a business man!

IF I HAD BEEN SMART, I’D HAVE CHARGED ALL THE MEN
JUST THINK OF THE MONEY I’D HAVE SAVED UP THEN!
I COULD HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ALL OF MY DREAMS,
BUT IT’S NEVER TOO LATE FOR

GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK!
MAYBE CHARGE A HUNDRED PER SUCK!
AND THEN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
WE’RE ROLLIN’ IN THE DOUGH AND
HAVING FUN WITH GUYS AFTER DARK!
YOU KNOW I GOTTA’ FOLLOW MY HEART!
GETTING MY HUGE, HUMONGOUS COCK
SUCKED IN THE PARK!
Track Name: Saya Jean Burchfield - Love, Abstract
GHOST OF SUZANNE:
THESE BITCHES NEVER CHANGE
THEY KEEP ON FIGHTIN’ ABOUT THE SAME OLD THING
IT AIN’T THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT
IF THEY JUST LISTENED TO EACH OTHER THEY COULD WORK IT OUT

THEN AGAIN, WHAT’S THE USE?
NO ONE EVER HEARD ME SO I JUST CUT MYSELF LOOSE

AND NOW THAT I’M GONE, NOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME
SING MY SONG, OH, MY LITTLE BABY
SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU NEAR

(CHORUS VOCALIZES)

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
I shoulda’ been the mom you never had.
When I was livin’, I didn’t stand a chance.
Let these guys into your frame of mind -
you’ll do me justice, you are the light of my
life.

GHOST OF SUZANNE & JEREMY:
AND NOW THAT I’M GONE, NOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME
SING MY SONG, OH, MY LITTLE BABY
SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU NEAR
Track Name: John Paul Sharp and Saya Jean Burchfield - Night Messages
DAVID:
SUZANNE, ARE YOU OUT THERE?
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I’M LOST IN MY THOUGHTS NOW
AND I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO.

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
I’M HERE, YOUR SISTER’S HERE.
JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE.
YOU’RE FINE, YOU’RE SO MUCH STRONGER
THAN I COULD HAVE EVER BEEN.

DAVID (GHOST OF SUZANNE):
I LOVE YOU. (PLEASE LOOK AFTER MY CHILD.)
I MISS YOU. (DON’T LET YOUR DAD GET TOO WILD.)
I NEED YOU. (DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT WHAT YOU CAN’T FIX.)

DAVID & GHOST OF SUZANNE:
WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS,
WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS,
WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS.
Track Name: John Paul Sharp and Hisam Goueli - Ding, Dong, Daddy's Dead
DAVID:
HE’S DEAD AND GONE, MY DADDY’S DEAD
I SHOULDA’ KNOWN, BUT I WENT TO BED
I’M SUCH A FOOL -

MARQUIS:
NOW DON’T YOU SAY IT!
HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN -
HE WOULD GO OUT THAT WAY.

DAVID:
AND OUR POOR, SWEET NEPHEW

DAVID & MARQUIS:
HE WITNESSED EV’RY DETAIL OF HIS DEATH.

JEREMY:
HEY - IT WAS NOTHING.

MARQUIS & DAVID:
WE’RE SORRY, OH, SO SORRY, FROM OUR HEARTS

DAVID:
AND IF YOU’RE WOND’RING,
TODAY IS MY GODDAMNED BIRTHDAY.
Track Name: Mary Nelson-Brown - I Told You So
HERE IS YOUR CHECK FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS,
I’D GIVE IT TO JEREMY, BUT HE’S NOT IN SCHOOL.
HOPE YOU’RE HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE THERE,
TO HONOR YOUR FATHER? HE WAS SUCH A SICK FOOL!

I’M GLAD GOD HEARD ME WHEN I PRAYED!
I’M GLAD HE WON’T BE ABLE TO STALK ME AND DRIVE BY MY HOUSE
WHENEVER HE GOT BORED AND CURSED ME OUT
JUST ‘CAUSE I WOULDN’T WAVE BACK!

YOU NEED A JOB! SOMETHING THAT’S STABLE -
WHY NOT FIND AN OFFICE JOB? GET YOUR NEPHEW IN SCHOOL!
I WON’T BE HOME. I’M TOURING KENTUCKY!
I’LL BE THERE FOR CHRISTMAS!
I’M PRAYING FOR YOU!

SINCERELY,

YOUR MOTHER.
Track Name: Abandoned
DAVID:
THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
‘BOUT MY DEAR OLD DAD
WHEN I WAS 12, HE CALLED ME AT MY MOM’S HOUSE
AND HE WAS MAD, AND HE YELLED IN MY EAR.

DAVID & JERALD:
CHOOSE YOUR MOTHER, CHOOSE YOUR DAD,
BUT IT CAN’T BE BOTH,
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY, TIME, AND GAS,
SO CALL BACK WHEN YOU’VE MADE UP YOUR MIND,

DAVID:
OH, WHO COULD EVER ASK THEIR CHILD
TO MAKE A CHOICE SO FUCKING WILD
IT MADE ME CRY FOR DAYS AND DAYS
AND THERE’S SOMETHING I MUST SAY
MY DAD CHOSE SUZANNE OVER ME, OVER ME, OVER ME.

MY MOTHER’S RIGHT: MY DAD WAS SICK.
PERVERTED MAN WHO DRANK.
HE PUT HIS HANDS ON EVERY MAN IN THAT TOWN,
INCLUDING MARQUIS! THOUGH, HE WON’T SPILL THE “T.”

MARQUIS:
HEY, THERE’S NOTHING TO SPILL.

DAVID:
YEAH, RIGHT!

MY FATHER WAS A SELFISH MAN,
MY DADDY DIDN’T REALLY GIVE A DAMN,
HE NEVER ASKED ME ‘BOUT MY DREAMS, ‘BOUT MY SCHEMES,
‘BOUT MY LIFE AND HOW I BEEN.

I DID MY DUTY, CALLED ONCE A YEAR,
HE LEFT IT ALL UP TO ME.
HE ABANDONED HIS CHILD! HE ABANDONED HIS CHILD!
AND HE LEFT ME ALONE, ALONE.

I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS EVERY DAY
IT’S A STRAIN ON MY HEART EVERY DAY
AND MY WISH, RIGHT NOW, FROM THIS MOMENT ON
MAY HE WISHED HE’D HAVE CHANGED!
Track Name: Saya Jean Burchfield and John Paul Sharp - Clear Your Mind
SUZANNE:
I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN HURTING,
IT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD,
TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.

THINK OF IT AS LETTING GO,
LET WHAT IS IN THE PAST BE IN THE PAST.
LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST.
LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST, SO,

WHEN YOU ARE SAD AND YOU’RE FEELING ALONE,
SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,
YOU’VE NEVER BEEN COMPLETELY ALONE,
OH, YOU KNOW,
TAKE SOME TIME, TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.

WHAT’S IT MATTER HOW I DIED, TO YOU?
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I’M GONE

DAVID & GHOST OF SUZANNE:
DOESN’T MATTER WHAT WENT WRONG
I’VE BEEN WITH YOU ALL ALONG,
I’VE BEEN SINGING EV’RY SONG, HEY, HEY.
AND I HEAR IT WHEN YOU PRAY,
I CAN HEAR YOU EVERY DAY, HEY, HEY, YEAH.

DAVID (GHOST OF SUZANNE):
I KNOW YOU WERE HURTING (WOAH)
IT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD, (YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING FINE)
TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.

CHORUS:
THINK OF IT AS LETTING GO,
LET WHAT IS IN THE PAST BE IN THE PAST.
LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST. SO,
WHEN WE ARE SAD AND WE’RE FEELING ALONE,
SOMETIMES, WE KNOW, WE’LL NEVER BE COMPLETELY ALONE,
OH, YOU KNOW,
TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.
Track Name: Todd Hull - Suck My Cock in Heaven
Jerald:
IT’S OKAY, I’M DEAD, I GET IT.
BUT THE STORY’S NOT QUITE THROUGH.
DO YOU THINK I’VE GOT A SECOND
TO MEET A FEW OF YOU?

I AIN’T TALKING ‘BOUT YOU WOMEN,
UNLESS YOU’RE FTM (”PRE-OP PREFERRED!”)
AND IF THAT’S THE CASE, YOU MOVE STRAIGHT TO FIRST PLACE,
TO SUCK MY COCK IN HEAVEN!

“ATTENTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM NOW OPEN FOR
BUSINESS!”

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
LET’S SEE HOW THIS STORY ENDS
I SUSPECT THIS ISN’T OVER
EVEN THOUGH, IT’S CLEAR, I’M DEAD.

I SUGGEST YOU KEEP ON DRINKING,
UNLESS YOU’RE A LOUD ALCOHOLIC,
BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE, YOU MOVE STRAIGHT TO FIRST PLACE,
TO SUCK MY HUGE, HUMONGOUS, LARGE COCK IN HEAVEN!
Track Name: Joshua Moore - Christmas is for Jesus!
DAVID:
CHRISTMAS TIME WITH FAMILY!

MARQUIS:
THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.

MARIE:
NOT IN FRONT OF JEREMY!

JEREMY:
GRANDMA, THIS IS BULLSHIT.

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
JEREMY HAS GOT A POINT

GHOST OF JERALD:
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

PAUL:
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD?

EVERYONE BUT PAUL:
WELCOME TO SEATTLE, PAUL.

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK WITH TRUMPET SOLO

PAUL
I thought Seattle’s weather was more moderate.

DAVID & MARQUIS
It is.

PAUL
Then why do I feel so cold, down to the inside
of my bones?

MARIE
It’s wet. Soaks you right to the bone!

PAUL
Now I see why Kurt Cobain killed himself.

EVERYONE BUT PAUL, MARIE & SYLVESTER
Really, Paul? (beat) Really?

MARIE:
Who?

PAUL
By the way, I thought this was an adoption
ceremony slash CD release party or whatever.

MARQUIS
It’s not an adoption anything.

DAVID
What?! Nonsense.

EVERYONE BUT DAVID
Exactly.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
THIS IS SO CONFUSING
DAVID FLEW THE COOP THIS YEAR
NOW HE’S JUST ABUSING
EVERYBODY’S CHRISTMAS TIME

MARIE:
CHRISTMAS IS FOR JESUS!

ALL:
LET’S JUST TRY AND SPEND THE TIME
TRYING TO ENJOY OUR NIGHT.

PAUL:
Ugh!

DAVID:
Oh, just shut the fuck up!
Track Name: Mary Nelson Brown and Saya Jean Burchfield - My Little Girl
MARIE:
IS THAT YOU, MY LITTLE GIRL?
YOUR MOMMY’S HERE AND LIST’NING, NOW.

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
MOM, IT’S SUZE, BUT I’M FULLY GROWN.
YOUR DAUGHTER’S HERE AND LIST’NING, NOW.

MARIE & GHOST OF SUZANNE:
I’M SO SORRY
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED ALL THOSE YEARS
SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED YOU, RESPECTED YOU,
AND LOVED YOU ALL THOSE YEARS.

GHOST OF SUZANNE (MARIE):
IT DOESN’T MATTER NOW (I NEED YOU!)
I’LL ALWAYS BE AROUND (I MISS YOU!)
LET THE PAST BE IN THE PAST (I PROMISE! I LOVE YOU!)

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
Track Name: Invitation to a Pussy Party
DAVID:
PUSSY PARTY AND EV’RY BODY’S INVITED!
I WANT YOU TO SEE MY PUSSIES!

MARQUIS:
THEY ARE GOING TO LIVE IN
TWO HUNDRED SQUARE FEET FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

DAVID:
BUT THAT’S OKAY, THEY DON’T KNOW NO BETTER, ANYWAY!

MARIE:
THEY ARE LUCKY TO EAT, I BET.

GHOST OF JERALD:
THOSE CATS ARE LUCKY THAT THEY DON’T LIVE ON THE STREET!

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
OKAY?

DAVID:
THEY ARE LUCKY THAT I DECIDED TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF CATS.

PAUL:
THEY ARE SO, SO LUCKY!

JEREMY:
THEY ARE SO, SO HAPPY,

PAUL & JEREMY:
GO LUCKY (GIRL!)

DAVID:
THAT I DECIDED TO PICK UP ALL OF THE POOP OUT OF THEIR LITTER
BOX.

MARQUIS:
HE SHOULD DO IT EVERY DAY. IT’S WHY THE PLACE STINKS.

MARIE:
RUNNIN’ LIKE CRAZY ALL OVER MY FACE AT NIGHT
YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SCARED!

DAVID:
MAKES ME WONDER WHY I DECIDED TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF CATS.
BUT THEN I REMEMBER IT WAS I WHO WANTED TO HAVE A

CHORUS:
A FAMILY

DAVID:
AND THEY’RE NO LONGER BASTARDS!

MARQUIS:
THEY HAVE A STABLE HOME.

CHORUS:
PUSSY PARTY AND EV’RYBODY’S INVITED!
Track Name: Hisam Goueli and Eloisa Cardona - Mom
MARQUIS:
THANK YOU MOM. YOU MEANT EV’RY THING TO ME.
I LOVE YOU, MOM. HOW I WISH THAT YOU COULD SEE
HOW FAR I’VE COME FROM THE BOY I ONCE WAS.

AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY STAR
I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE YOU.

GHOST OF IGNACIA
Mijo.

MARQUIS
(crying)
Mama? Is that you?

GHOST OF IGNACIA
Yes, it’s me.

MARQUIS
I miss you so much, it hurts so much sometimes.

GHOST OF IGNACIA
I know, I know.

MARQUIS
I love you, mom.

GHOST OF IGNACIA
I love you.

MARQUIS & GHOST OF IGNACIA:
AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE,
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY STAR, SO,
I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE YOU.
Track Name: Various Artists - Smoke That Weed
MARQUIS:
I NEVER IMAGINED

DAVID:
MOM WOULD EVER GET HIGH

MARIE:
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S COME OVER ME,
I JUST HAD TO TRY!

GHOST OF SUZANNE:
HIT AFTER HIT

JEREMY:
SHE DOESN’T QUIT!

GHOST OF JERALD:
JUST LOOK AT HER GO!

ALL EXCEPT MARIE (WHO IS BUSY SMOKING WEED):
HOW MUCH WEED DOES SHE NEED TO SMOKE?

DOOT DOOT DOOS, DAT DAT DAHS
DOOT DOOT DOOS, DAT DAT DAHS

I GUESS IT DOESN’T MATTER NO MORE,
LET HER BLAZE IF THAT’S WHAT SHE ADORES,
WE WON’T GET IN HER WAY,
IF THAT’S WHAT JESUS NEEDS, MAMA,
SMOKE THAT WEED! SMOKE THAT WEED!
SMOKE THAT WEED. SMOKE THAT WEED.
Track Name: Prayer
DAVID:
DEAR GOD,
THANK YOU FOR THIS LIFE
THANK YOU FOR MY FAMILY, MY HOME, AND MY MIND.

DEAR GOD,
THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS
THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES OF TIMES THAT I HAD.

I KNOW NOTHING’S GUARANTEED.
THAT IS WHY I MAKE THE MOST OF EVERYTHING.

FOR I CANNOT ALWAYS SEE
WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
AND I CANNOT ALWAYS HEAR
YOUR VOICE THROUGH ALL MY FEAR
BUT ONE THING THAT I KNOW IS CLEAR ...

(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK WITH CHORUS)

DAVID:
I KNOW NOTHING’S GUARANTEED.
THAT IS WHY I

ALL:
MAKE THE MOST OF EVERYTHING.

DAVID:
FOR I CANNOT ALWAYS SEE
WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
AND I CANNOT ALWAYS HEAR
YOUR VOICE THROUGH ALL MY FEAR
BUT ONE THING THAT I KNOW IS CLEAR ...

ALL:
I’M STILL HERE, I’M STILL HERE,

DAVID:
I’M STILL HERE.
Track Name: Paul Michael Escalante and John Paul Sharp - Hore (Bonus Track)
Oh, Friday - what a girl to do?
"Just smile, girl," that's what daddy says.

Hore.
Hore.

He said, "Why don't we go bowling?"
And I said, "Why don't we just f*&k?"

It doesn't matter who you are
and it don't matter where we go
and I don't care if you can't cum.

I'm not daddy's little girl.
I do what I want, for sure.

Hore.
Hore.

I'm at the Wallgreens, looking for nothing.
I think I'll buy one of each.

It doesn't matter what I do and it don't matter what I say
'cause at the end of the goddamned day,

I'm just a whore.
I'm just a whore.

Daddy, I'm gonna' make you proud of me.
Daddy, I'm giving you the best of me.