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Total Family Massage: The Musical!

by John Paul Sharp and Various Artists

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SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR TIME! SYLVESTER: BREAK OUT YOUR GAYEST FRIENDS - LEIGHLIA: AND GET’ ‘EM REAL HIGH! SYLVESTER: ‘CAUSE HE’LL GET MARRIED ON THE SQUARE - LEIGHLIA: WITH MARIJUANA THERE SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA: AND WE BOTH KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS! IT’S GONNA’ BE MERRY! SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LEIGHLIA: SISTREN ‘N BRETHREN, AIN’T IT ‘BOUT TIME? SYLVESTER: AIN’T YOU SO GLAD TO FEEL FREE IN THIS LIFE? LEIGHLIA: IT’S JUST A SHAME IT HAD TO BE IN THIS ECONOMY, SYLVESTER: WHERE FOLKS ARE POOR - HOPE OUR FREEDOM BRINGS FORTUNE! LEIGHLIA: IT’S A LITTLE BIT SCARY! SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA: SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LEIGHLIA: WE WANT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. SYLVESTER: WE WANT YOU TO KNOW, WE’RE SO GLAD TO BE ALIVE LEIGHLIA: THIS IS IT, PRECIOUS TIME, IT’S OUR TIME, THIS IS IT, IT’S OUR MOMENT, THERE’S NO TIME TO WASTE (X2) SYLVESTER: THIS IS A NEW AGE, A NEW AGE OF LOVE (X2) (SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA VOCALIZE) SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR TIME! LEIGHLIA: BREAK OUT YOUR GAYEST FRIENDS - SYLVESTER: AND GET ‘EM REAL HIGH! SYLVESTER & LEIGHLIA: ‘CAUSE HE’LL GET MARRIED ON THE SQUARE WITH MARIJUANA THERE AND WE BOTH KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS! IT’S GONNA’ BE MERRY! SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THAT JIVE OF LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LIVIN’ IN THE PAST! LIVIN’ IN THE - LIVIN’ IN THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST - THE PAST!
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DAVID: WHAT A DAY! MARQUIS: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! I HAVE TO SAY - DAVID: IT WAS JUST RIGHT! IT WAS A TIME - MARQUIS: WE WILL LOOK BACK ON FOR MANY YEARS - DAVID: MANY YEARS TO COME! AND THANK YOU FOR COMING, DAVID & MARQUIS: IT REALLY MEANS THE WORLD TO US. MARQUIS: WELCOME TO THE FAM’LY MARQUIS & DAVID: WE’VE WORKED ON OH, SO HARD, FROM THE START AND IF YOU’RE WOND’RING - WE ARE STILL IN LOVE! WE’RE STILL IN LOVE.
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JERALD: IT’S GREAT TO SEE YOU HAPPY, HERE WITH YOUR MAN BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT YOU’D LEARN A THING FROM ME AN’ YOUR MOM MARRIAGE IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND JUST PLAIN DUMB. I SPENT TWELVE YEARS OF MY LIFE WITH A WOMAN WHO DON’T LIKE SEX. I HAD YOU KIDS, GOT A DIVORCE, AND I HAVEN’T LOOKED BACK SINCE! ANYWAY, RAISE YOUR BOOZE - LISTEN UP! I GOT GOOD NEWS! I SOLD MY HOUSE! EV’RYTHING I OWN! AND NOW I’M HERE TO CALL SEATTLE MY NEW HOME! MARIE: (gasping) WHAT?! Is this some kind of a sick joke? JERALD: Hell, no! I’m the real deal! WHO KNOWS WHAT TROUBLE WE WILL FIND IN THIS TOWN! MAKE MONEY AND FOOL AROUND! I MAY BE SEVENTY-FOUR, BUT I STILL GOT THAT DRIVE, I’M FEELING SO ALIVE, I COULD PARTY EVERY NIGHT! JUST THINK OF ALL OF THE TIMES WE DIDN’T SPEND TOGETHER. NOW WE CAN LIVE OUR LIVES LIKE BIRDS OF A FEATHER! I JUST NEED A COUCH UNTIL I FIND A PLACE. SET MYSELF UP. HAVE US SOME FUN. AND SPEND MY TWILIGHT YEARS AROUND MY SON.
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WOW. AFTER ALL I’VE DONE! AFTER ALL THE FOOD AND SHELTER I PROVIDED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! I’M AT MY WITS END! YOUR FATHER’S SICK! AND NOW I SEE YOU’VE ALL CHOSEN HIM AGAINST MY WISHES! I GREW UP THINKING IF I CARED FOR A CHILD THAT CHILD WOULD SOME DAY CARE FOR ME BUT NOW I KNOW, SO I’LL GO HOME AND PRAY FOR YOU AND MY GRANDSON TOO, DEAR GOD. DEAR GOD! JUST REMEMBER THIS: YOUR SISTER WAS THE CLOSEST TO YOUR FATHER AND SHE IS DEAD! HEAVEN, HELP YOU BOTH! FOR NOW, I’LL GO! BUT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY, THIS HAS ALL GONE WRONG, DEADLY WRONG!
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JERALD: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DID WHAT I WAS S’POSED TO DO: I WENT TO COLLEGE, I MARRIED A WIFE, THEN BOUGHT A HOUSE AND HAD TWO KIDS, BECAME A TEACHER. I WANTED MUCH MORE FOR THE LIFE THAT I’VE HAD I USED TO PLAY KEYS IN THE BARS THAT I RAN. SO MUCH OF THE TIME I DEVOTED TO CLASS, I SHOULD’VE HAD MY COCK, GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK MARRIED TO YOUR MOTHER WAS HARD AND WHEN WE GOT DIVORCED, I GOT ON THE HORSE AND STARTED GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK. INSTRUMENTAL BREAK JERALD You know, I have a huge cock too. Sylvester and Leighlia hold up the *GASP* Card. DAVID Dad! JERALD I always ask David if his is the same, but he never answers me. What about you, kiddo’? Did you get a monster too? DAVID Dad, that’s weird and inappropriate! JERALD Whatever. I’m a business man! IF I HAD BEEN SMART, I’D HAVE CHARGED ALL THE MEN JUST THINK OF THE MONEY I’D HAVE SAVED UP THEN! I COULD HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ALL OF MY DREAMS, BUT IT’S NEVER TOO LATE FOR GETTING SUCKED IN THE PARK! MAYBE CHARGE A HUNDRED PER SUCK! AND THEN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE’RE ROLLIN’ IN THE DOUGH AND HAVING FUN WITH GUYS AFTER DARK! YOU KNOW I GOTTA’ FOLLOW MY HEART! GETTING MY HUGE, HUMONGOUS COCK SUCKED IN THE PARK!
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GHOST OF SUZANNE: THESE BITCHES NEVER CHANGE THEY KEEP ON FIGHTIN’ ABOUT THE SAME OLD THING IT AIN’T THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY JUST LISTENED TO EACH OTHER THEY COULD WORK IT OUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT’S THE USE? NO ONE EVER HEARD ME SO I JUST CUT MYSELF LOOSE AND NOW THAT I’M GONE, NOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME SING MY SONG, OH, MY LITTLE BABY SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU NEAR (CHORUS VOCALIZES) GHOST OF SUZANNE: I shoulda’ been the mom you never had. When I was livin’, I didn’t stand a chance. Let these guys into your frame of mind - you’ll do me justice, you are the light of my life. GHOST OF SUZANNE & JEREMY: AND NOW THAT I’M GONE, NOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME SING MY SONG, OH, MY LITTLE BABY SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU NEAR
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DAVID: SUZANNE, ARE YOU OUT THERE? I NEED YOUR HELP. I’M LOST IN MY THOUGHTS NOW AND I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO. GHOST OF SUZANNE: I’M HERE, YOUR SISTER’S HERE. JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FINE, YOU’RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER BEEN. DAVID (GHOST OF SUZANNE): I LOVE YOU. (PLEASE LOOK AFTER MY CHILD.) I MISS YOU. (DON’T LET YOUR DAD GET TOO WILD.) I NEED YOU. (DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT WHAT YOU CAN’T FIX.) DAVID & GHOST OF SUZANNE: WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS, WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS, WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS.
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DAVID: HE’S DEAD AND GONE, MY DADDY’S DEAD I SHOULDA’ KNOWN, BUT I WENT TO BED I’M SUCH A FOOL - MARQUIS: NOW DON’T YOU SAY IT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN - HE WOULD GO OUT THAT WAY. DAVID: AND OUR POOR, SWEET NEPHEW DAVID & MARQUIS: HE WITNESSED EV’RY DETAIL OF HIS DEATH. JEREMY: HEY - IT WAS NOTHING. MARQUIS & DAVID: WE’RE SORRY, OH, SO SORRY, FROM OUR HEARTS DAVID: AND IF YOU’RE WOND’RING, TODAY IS MY GODDAMNED BIRTHDAY.
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HERE IS YOUR CHECK FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS, I’D GIVE IT TO JEREMY, BUT HE’S NOT IN SCHOOL. HOPE YOU’RE HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE THERE, TO HONOR YOUR FATHER? HE WAS SUCH A SICK FOOL! I’M GLAD GOD HEARD ME WHEN I PRAYED! I’M GLAD HE WON’T BE ABLE TO STALK ME AND DRIVE BY MY HOUSE WHENEVER HE GOT BORED AND CURSED ME OUT JUST ‘CAUSE I WOULDN’T WAVE BACK! YOU NEED A JOB! SOMETHING THAT’S STABLE - WHY NOT FIND AN OFFICE JOB? GET YOUR NEPHEW IN SCHOOL! I WON’T BE HOME. I’M TOURING KENTUCKY! I’LL BE THERE FOR CHRISTMAS! I’M PRAYING FOR YOU! SINCERELY, YOUR MOTHER.
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Abandoned 03:41
DAVID: THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ‘BOUT MY DEAR OLD DAD WHEN I WAS 12, HE CALLED ME AT MY MOM’S HOUSE AND HE WAS MAD, AND HE YELLED IN MY EAR. DAVID & JERALD: CHOOSE YOUR MOTHER, CHOOSE YOUR DAD, BUT IT CAN’T BE BOTH, NOT WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY, TIME, AND GAS, SO CALL BACK WHEN YOU’VE MADE UP YOUR MIND, DAVID: OH, WHO COULD EVER ASK THEIR CHILD TO MAKE A CHOICE SO FUCKING WILD IT MADE ME CRY FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND THERE’S SOMETHING I MUST SAY MY DAD CHOSE SUZANNE OVER ME, OVER ME, OVER ME. MY MOTHER’S RIGHT: MY DAD WAS SICK. PERVERTED MAN WHO DRANK. HE PUT HIS HANDS ON EVERY MAN IN THAT TOWN, INCLUDING MARQUIS! THOUGH, HE WON’T SPILL THE “T.” MARQUIS: HEY, THERE’S NOTHING TO SPILL. DAVID: YEAH, RIGHT! MY FATHER WAS A SELFISH MAN, MY DADDY DIDN’T REALLY GIVE A DAMN, HE NEVER ASKED ME ‘BOUT MY DREAMS, ‘BOUT MY SCHEMES, ‘BOUT MY LIFE AND HOW I BEEN. I DID MY DUTY, CALLED ONCE A YEAR, HE LEFT IT ALL UP TO ME. HE ABANDONED HIS CHILD! HE ABANDONED HIS CHILD! AND HE LEFT ME ALONE, ALONE. I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS EVERY DAY IT’S A STRAIN ON MY HEART EVERY DAY AND MY WISH, RIGHT NOW, FROM THIS MOMENT ON MAY HE WISHED HE’D HAVE CHANGED!
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SUZANNE: I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN HURTING, IT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD, TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND. THINK OF IT AS LETTING GO, LET WHAT IS IN THE PAST BE IN THE PAST. LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST. LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST, SO, WHEN YOU ARE SAD AND YOU’RE FEELING ALONE, SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, YOU’VE NEVER BEEN COMPLETELY ALONE, OH, YOU KNOW, TAKE SOME TIME, TO CLEAR YOUR MIND. WHAT’S IT MATTER HOW I DIED, TO YOU? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I’M GONE DAVID & GHOST OF SUZANNE: DOESN’T MATTER WHAT WENT WRONG I’VE BEEN WITH YOU ALL ALONG, I’VE BEEN SINGING EV’RY SONG, HEY, HEY. AND I HEAR IT WHEN YOU PRAY, I CAN HEAR YOU EVERY DAY, HEY, HEY, YEAH. DAVID (GHOST OF SUZANNE): I KNOW YOU WERE HURTING (WOAH) IT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD, (YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING FINE) TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND. CHORUS: THINK OF IT AS LETTING GO, LET WHAT IS IN THE PAST BE IN THE PAST. LIFE GOES WAY TOO FAST. SO, WHEN WE ARE SAD AND WE’RE FEELING ALONE, SOMETIMES, WE KNOW, WE’LL NEVER BE COMPLETELY ALONE, OH, YOU KNOW, TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.
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Jerald: IT’S OKAY, I’M DEAD, I GET IT. BUT THE STORY’S NOT QUITE THROUGH. DO YOU THINK I’VE GOT A SECOND TO MEET A FEW OF YOU? I AIN’T TALKING ‘BOUT YOU WOMEN, UNLESS YOU’RE FTM (”PRE-OP PREFERRED!”) AND IF THAT’S THE CASE, YOU MOVE STRAIGHT TO FIRST PLACE, TO SUCK MY COCK IN HEAVEN! “ATTENTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!” NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LET’S SEE HOW THIS STORY ENDS I SUSPECT THIS ISN’T OVER EVEN THOUGH, IT’S CLEAR, I’M DEAD. I SUGGEST YOU KEEP ON DRINKING, UNLESS YOU’RE A LOUD ALCOHOLIC, BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE, YOU MOVE STRAIGHT TO FIRST PLACE, TO SUCK MY HUGE, HUMONGOUS, LARGE COCK IN HEAVEN!
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DAVID: CHRISTMAS TIME WITH FAMILY! MARQUIS: THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT. MARIE: NOT IN FRONT OF JEREMY! JEREMY: GRANDMA, THIS IS BULLSHIT. GHOST OF SUZANNE: JEREMY HAS GOT A POINT GHOST OF JERALD: THIS IS FUCKING STUPID PAUL: WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD? EVERYONE BUT PAUL: WELCOME TO SEATTLE, PAUL. INSTRUMENTAL BREAK WITH TRUMPET SOLO PAUL I thought Seattle’s weather was more moderate. DAVID & MARQUIS It is. PAUL Then why do I feel so cold, down to the inside of my bones? MARIE It’s wet. Soaks you right to the bone! PAUL Now I see why Kurt Cobain killed himself. EVERYONE BUT PAUL, MARIE & SYLVESTER Really, Paul? (beat) Really? MARIE: Who? PAUL By the way, I thought this was an adoption ceremony slash CD release party or whatever. MARQUIS It’s not an adoption anything. DAVID What?! Nonsense. EVERYONE BUT DAVID Exactly. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THIS IS SO CONFUSING DAVID FLEW THE COOP THIS YEAR NOW HE’S JUST ABUSING EVERYBODY’S CHRISTMAS TIME MARIE: CHRISTMAS IS FOR JESUS! ALL: LET’S JUST TRY AND SPEND THE TIME TRYING TO ENJOY OUR NIGHT. PAUL: Ugh! DAVID: Oh, just shut the fuck up!
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MARIE: IS THAT YOU, MY LITTLE GIRL? YOUR MOMMY’S HERE AND LIST’NING, NOW. GHOST OF SUZANNE: MOM, IT’S SUZE, BUT I’M FULLY GROWN. YOUR DAUGHTER’S HERE AND LIST’NING, NOW. MARIE & GHOST OF SUZANNE: I’M SO SORRY I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED ALL THOSE YEARS SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED YOU, RESPECTED YOU, AND LOVED YOU ALL THOSE YEARS. GHOST OF SUZANNE (MARIE): IT DOESN’T MATTER NOW (I NEED YOU!) I’LL ALWAYS BE AROUND (I MISS YOU!) LET THE PAST BE IN THE PAST (I PROMISE! I LOVE YOU!) GHOST OF SUZANNE: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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DAVID: PUSSY PARTY AND EV’RY BODY’S INVITED! I WANT YOU TO SEE MY PUSSIES! MARQUIS: THEY ARE GOING TO LIVE IN TWO HUNDRED SQUARE FEET FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. DAVID: BUT THAT’S OKAY, THEY DON’T KNOW NO BETTER, ANYWAY! MARIE: THEY ARE LUCKY TO EAT, I BET. GHOST OF JERALD: THOSE CATS ARE LUCKY THAT THEY DON’T LIVE ON THE STREET! GHOST OF SUZANNE: OKAY? DAVID: THEY ARE LUCKY THAT I DECIDED TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF CATS. PAUL: THEY ARE SO, SO LUCKY! JEREMY: THEY ARE SO, SO HAPPY, PAUL & JEREMY: GO LUCKY (GIRL!) DAVID: THAT I DECIDED TO PICK UP ALL OF THE POOP OUT OF THEIR LITTER BOX. MARQUIS: HE SHOULD DO IT EVERY DAY. IT’S WHY THE PLACE STINKS. MARIE: RUNNIN’ LIKE CRAZY ALL OVER MY FACE AT NIGHT YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SCARED! DAVID: MAKES ME WONDER WHY I DECIDED TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF CATS. BUT THEN I REMEMBER IT WAS I WHO WANTED TO HAVE A CHORUS: A FAMILY DAVID: AND THEY’RE NO LONGER BASTARDS! MARQUIS: THEY HAVE A STABLE HOME. CHORUS: PUSSY PARTY AND EV’RYBODY’S INVITED!
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MARQUIS: THANK YOU MOM. YOU MEANT EV’RY THING TO ME. I LOVE YOU, MOM. HOW I WISH THAT YOU COULD SEE HOW FAR I’VE COME FROM THE BOY I ONCE WAS. AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY STAR I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE YOU. GHOST OF IGNACIA Mijo. MARQUIS (crying) Mama? Is that you? GHOST OF IGNACIA Yes, it’s me. MARQUIS I miss you so much, it hurts so much sometimes. GHOST OF IGNACIA I know, I know. MARQUIS I love you, mom. GHOST OF IGNACIA I love you. MARQUIS & GHOST OF IGNACIA: AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY STAR, SO, I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE YOU.
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MARQUIS: I NEVER IMAGINED DAVID: MOM WOULD EVER GET HIGH MARIE: I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S COME OVER ME, I JUST HAD TO TRY! GHOST OF SUZANNE: HIT AFTER HIT JEREMY: SHE DOESN’T QUIT! GHOST OF JERALD: JUST LOOK AT HER GO! ALL EXCEPT MARIE (WHO IS BUSY SMOKING WEED): HOW MUCH WEED DOES SHE NEED TO SMOKE? DOOT DOOT DOOS, DAT DAT DAHS DOOT DOOT DOOS, DAT DAT DAHS I GUESS IT DOESN’T MATTER NO MORE, LET HER BLAZE IF THAT’S WHAT SHE ADORES, WE WON’T GET IN HER WAY, IF THAT’S WHAT JESUS NEEDS, MAMA, SMOKE THAT WEED! SMOKE THAT WEED! SMOKE THAT WEED. SMOKE THAT WEED.
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Prayer 03:52
DAVID: DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR THIS LIFE THANK YOU FOR MY FAMILY, MY HOME, AND MY MIND. DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES OF TIMES THAT I HAD. I KNOW NOTHING’S GUARANTEED. THAT IS WHY I MAKE THE MOST OF EVERYTHING. FOR I CANNOT ALWAYS SEE WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I CANNOT ALWAYS HEAR YOUR VOICE THROUGH ALL MY FEAR BUT ONE THING THAT I KNOW IS CLEAR ... (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK WITH CHORUS) DAVID: I KNOW NOTHING’S GUARANTEED. THAT IS WHY I ALL: MAKE THE MOST OF EVERYTHING. DAVID: FOR I CANNOT ALWAYS SEE WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I CANNOT ALWAYS HEAR YOUR VOICE THROUGH ALL MY FEAR BUT ONE THING THAT I KNOW IS CLEAR ... ALL: I’M STILL HERE, I’M STILL HERE, DAVID: I’M STILL HERE.
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Oh, Friday - what a girl to do? "Just smile, girl," that's what daddy says. Hore. Hore. He said, "Why don't we go bowling?" And I said, "Why don't we just f*&k?" It doesn't matter who you are and it don't matter where we go and I don't care if you can't cum. I'm not daddy's little girl. I do what I want, for sure. Hore. Hore. I'm at the Wallgreens, looking for nothing. I think I'll buy one of each. It doesn't matter what I do and it don't matter what I say 'cause at the end of the goddamned day, I'm just a whore. I'm just a whore. Daddy, I'm gonna' make you proud of me. Daddy, I'm giving you the best of me.

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Total Family Massage is a wacky, queer holiday musical for the whole family! Just don't bring your kids! Enjoy an evening of hilarious comedy and heartfelt singing.

David and Marquis have just gotten married and are having a small reception with David’s family in their Capitol Hill apartment in Seattle. David’s father, Jerald, a highly entrepreneurial erotic masseur in his 70’s from Wichita, Kansas, reveals in his toast that he has sold his house and is planning on staying in Seattle to open up business with his son. David’s mother Marie, a Southern Baptist busybody, can’t believe what she’s hearing. And when Jeremy, David’s psychic nephew, arrives unannounced, all hell breaks loose as their relationships unravel, heal, and move forward. It’s a feel-good holiday show that will make you laugh and cry and laugh and cry again.

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released December 12, 2013

ORIGINAL 2013 CAST: (in order of appearance)

Sylvester - Justin Johns
Leighlia - Jennifer Klouse
David - John Paul Sharp
Marquis - Hisam Goueli
Marie - Mary Nelson-Brown
Jerald - Todd Hull
Paul - Joshua Moore
Jeremy - Jason Dooley
Ghost of Suzanne - Saya Jean Burchfield
Ghost of Ignacia - Eloisa Cardona

Trumpet performed by Missy King
French horn performed by Missy King
Flute performed by Ayla Burchfield

Written (Words and Music) by John Paul Sharp
Edited by Lacy Sarco and John Paul Sharp
Originally Produced by Copious Love Productions
Directed by Chelsea Madsen, Lacy Sarco, and John Paul Sharp

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John Paul Sharp is a singer/songwriter, actor and writer living in Seattle, Washington. He has published over twenty albums of music and written and produced three musicals for the stage. You can also see his work as a composer and actor on LeighAnn Gould's short film, Three Sister's Laundry. ... more

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